Secret decoder

So it has come to my attention that many people find this blog confusing because I do not use actual names of my romantic interestes or most people for that matter. so below is a chronological guessing game with easy to use clues.

New hotness: ???

old and busted:

• Raincheck girl (rhymes with barley)
• Architect from the rock show who is Mormon- (rhymes with dwarf banana)
• Yellow fever- (rhymes with utility man)
• Bumblebee- (rhymes with odessa)